Things By Mike

A-Lister for a Day

Sep 5, 2007 Humor

This fabulous post is brought to you by Tish of The Kat House.

When Mike invited me to write a guest post for his blog, I was a bit nervous. After all, he’s an A-Lister, and my Technorati Authority is in the negative. Now I’m sitting here posting to Ordinary Folk, and I feel like Cinderella all dressed up to go to the ball. Only instead of wearing a formal gown, I’m decked out in my Buddy Holly glasses, pocket protector, and a shirt that’s buttoned all the way to the top! How did I get so lucky?

My newfound celebrity status will end as I publish this post, but with any luck, my blog about poo may one day rise to fame. In the meantime, I’ll just bask in this fleeting moment of glory, and I’ll share with you the top five differences between me and Mike.

1. When Mike walks down the street, paparazzi cameras flash, and confetti and streamers fall from the sky. All I get while walking down the street are a few whistles from the local construction crew.
2. A butler delivers Mike’s dinner on a silver platter. Mine arrives on the bed of a beat up Chevy truck and is carried to the door by a pimply faced Pizza Hut delivery boy.
3. When he goes out on the town, Mike rubs elbows with the rich and famous. I rub elbows with sweaty old guys at the bus station.
4. Mike gets truckloads of fan mail while I get truckloads of past due bills.
5. Mike has been seen with the likes of Cameron Diaz and Kate Hudson. I’m forced to pick up dates at the local tractor pull.

Thank you to Mike and all you loyal readers for giving me this incredible opportunity to be an A-Lister for a day – or 20 minutes at least! I’m now turning the keyboard back over to Technorati Boy himself!

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