A-Lister for a Day
This fabulous post is brought to you by Tish of The Kat House.
When Mike invited me to write a guest post for his blog, I was a bit nervous. After all, he’s an A-Lister, and my Technorati Authority is in the negative. Now I’m sitting here posting to Ordinary Folk, and I feel like Cinderella all dressed up to go to the ball. Only instead of wearing a formal gown, I’m decked out in my Buddy Holly glasses, pocket protector, and a shirt that’s buttoned all the way to the top! How did I get so lucky?
My newfound celebrity status will end as I publish this post, but with any luck, my blog about poo may one day rise to fame. In the meantime, I’ll just bask in this fleeting moment of glory, and I’ll share with you the top five differences between me and Mike.
- When Mike walks down the street, paparazzi cameras flash, and confetti and streamers fall from the sky. All I get while walking down the street are a few whistles from the local construction crew.
- A butler delivers Mike’s dinner on a silver platter. Mine arrives on the bed of a beat up Chevy truck and is carried to the door by a pimply faced Pizza Hut delivery boy.
- When he goes out on the town, Mike rubs elbows with the rich and famous. I rub elbows with sweaty old guys at the bus station.
- Mike gets truckloads of fan mail while I get truckloads of past due bills.
- Mike has been seen with the likes of Cameron Diaz and Kate Hudson. I’m forced to pick up dates at the local tractor pull.
Thank you to Mike and all you loyal readers for giving me this incredible opportunity to be an A-Lister for a day – or 20 minutes at least! I’m now turning the keyboard back over to Technorati Boy himself!
Hehehe. I’m sort of jealous that construction workers whistle at you. That NEVER happens to me :P
Wait, do I want that to happen?? Hmm.
Hey, I have seen female construction workers. But you wouldn’t want them to whistle at you Mike…it would just make you feel like a piece of meat. ;p
Gosh, that would be just horrible :P hehe
Ok, this post really cracked me up lol! Very funny stuff from Tish!
Ahhh, you will always be an a-lister in my book, Tish. And at least you get whistles, do you come when they call? BOL!
Johann
Mike – I’m not so sure you want it to happen to you. hehe.
Bucky – *LOL* The women are probably worse than the men for making you feel that way!
Mike – Shame on you! ;)
Bobby – Thank you! Glad I could make ya laugh!
Johann – Haha! Thank you for that nice little comment. And your little BOLs always crack me up!
Tish, you are absolutely adorable. :)
Tish, that was a great post. Very funny! :)
Shine on,
Aaron
I agree with Helen! :D
And Aaron of course..hehe.