19 May 2007 ~ 6 Comments

Random Haiku sillyness.

The last couple days I’ve been trying to clean up some of the folders on my hard drive and get rid of junk I don’t really need anymore. To my delight in one of my folders I found some of my old haiku. I used to write them quite often…now not so much. Here’s a handful of some that I rescued from the recycle bin. My apologies for the mild colorful language in a few of them :)

These few are based on the excellent Disney movie “Emperor’s New Groove”.

Great Disney movie
Kronk was so freaking funny
Ach! My spinach puffs!

To the secret lab
Yzma and Kronk get poison
wearing funny suits

Yzma was evil
And tried to poison Kuzco
A talking llama!?

pull the lever kronk!
why do they have that lever?
bit on ass by croc.

A few random ones about what ever happened to pop into my head at the moment.

Fan’s blowing on me
My hair is dancing about
I will need a comb.

Leaves changing colors
So pretty the trees become
How I love the fall

Little chirping birds
Perched right outside my window
Woke me up too soon.

And these last ones were dedicated to the most annoying neighbors and their pets I’ve ever experienced while living in Houston. I wouldn’t wish them on my worst enemy. I’m really not a violent person. Honest.

Little barking dog
How’d I’d love to drop kick you
But you might bite me.

Wow, you are so cool
Your stereo is so loud
I hope you go deaf.

6 Responses to “Random Haiku sillyness.”

  1. Tish 19 May 2007 at 11:26 am Permalink

    *LMAO* I love the one about the dog.

    I hope you’re doing well today! :)

  2. Mike 19 May 2007 at 11:56 am Permalink

    Hehe…Maybe eventually I’ll start writing more again :D

    I’m doing okay today. Just trying to get the new comic finished up. Hopefully I’ll catch ya on YIM again soon :)

  3. Christy 20 May 2007 at 9:18 pm Permalink

    Hi Mike I tried to leave a comment this morning but I don’t think it ever went through so I’m leaving it again!

    It is so freakin’ cool that you write poetry! What can’t you do? It’s also cool that you can write in a comedic style. Your poems are quite good! :)

    He draws shapes,
    a comedic sort of art,
    giving life to an alien.

  4. Mike 20 May 2007 at 9:46 pm Permalink

    The server was a bit slow for a few minutes this morning. I dunno what was up with that :/

    Well the only type of poetry I can really write is haiku. I’m better with silly and humorous stuff :D And I love your haiku! I must post that somewhere on the Gummy site as like fan appreciation or something..hehe :P

  5. Bekah 22 May 2007 at 3:55 pm Permalink

    I LOVED the Emporers New Groove!!! As a matter of fact my son and I were sitting down to watch a movie. He told me to pick one, and I asked him to tell me what movies we have. He says “Why do I bother, your’re just gonna pick Emporers New Groove anyway”. He is so right!

    Bewaaaaare the groove!

  6. Mike 22 May 2007 at 4:06 pm Permalink

    It’s my most favorite Disney movie ever :D I’ve watched it more times than I’ll ever admit to. It never gets old :)