Goodbye Top 10k hellooo Top 5k!
Aug 8, 2007 Blogging, Humor, Personal
It seems like it wasn’t that long ago that I hit the Technorati Top 10k and now here I am finding myself in the Top 5k. I still don’t feel any different. STILL no one is e-mailing me offering their first born in exchange for a little ad space. I still have no hot tub and I’m still not making a dime from banner ads. In fact I’m the probably going to end up being the poster child for the “World’s Poorest A-Lister” but hey, I’m in the Top 5k!
Ah well deep down inside I really am happy. Honest. I’m not bitter. Nooo, not me. Of course in reaching this monumental Top 5k landmark I felt it necessary to make some revisions to the guidelines I put into motion when making the Top 10k.
- It’s no longer necessary to call me Technorati Boy. Mr. FiveK will do just fine.
- Instead of leaving one egg roll with each comment, I now require two. Also a side of fried crab puffs would be splendid.
- There’s no need to shower me with words of love, admiration and flattery anymore. I’m in the Top 5k. I already know how wonderful I am ;)
- When making a link back to this blog it will now be mandatory to use the phrase “Ordinary A-Lister” as the link text.
Thank you for your cooperation :)
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November 30th, 1999 at 12:00 am
has jumped up to 285. Here is the authority box with the code: View blog authority My technorati rank is currently 14,803. If the 7-P’s continue this move, I could break the top 10,000 like Technorati Boy did, and maybe even the top 5,000 like Mr. FiveK. I never would have imagined that this would have spread so far and so quickly around the net. I am absolutely loving reading the 7-P posts that are continuing to show up in my incoming links directory.
August 8th, 2007 at 6:48 am
Mr. 5 K, congratulations. I’m actually having a blogger meltdown right now, as you may soon see on my blog, lol. I don’t know how you’ve made it into the top 5k without receiving 5 million email requests!! You are sooo lucky!!!! Here’s your crab puffs, 2 egg rolls, and a piece of chocolate cake. Enjoy!! :) Luv Ya Mike!
August 8th, 2007 at 6:56 am
Hehe…I guess advertisers just don’t find me attractive which I could understand since I’m used to not being attractive :P
August 8th, 2007 at 7:01 am
Oh stop that, at least you have the gummy babes, you get all the hot chicks and what do I get, free samples?……nobody leaves me egg rolls…lol
August 8th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Congrats, and my third born was almost named Mike.
August 8th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
@Christy: I wouldn’t mind some free samples. I’ll trade you ;P
@Rose: It’s a good name. I’m pretty partial to it :mrgreen:
August 8th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
whohw.. congratz on this nice achievement!
How long did it take to reach this?
August 9th, 2007 at 1:01 am
I missed this post - I was shouting Top 5K in another post… d’huh. :P
Congrats Mike! You’re an A++List blogger.
August 9th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Hellooooo Mr. 5k! HUGS for you for getting nearer and nearer to the Top 100, what will u call urself then?
August 9th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
@Chris: Thanks :) I signed up with Technorati on March 24, 2007, so it’s been just a little over 5 months =)
@Danielle: Hehe…I noticed that. Thank you :mrgreen:
@Marzie: Hi :D Not sure what I’d call myself then. Lucky I guess…hehe ;P
August 10th, 2007 at 1:06 am
Dude…dude! That’s awesome! I gotta find me a Gummy look-a-like or something. :)
August 10th, 2007 at 1:23 am
Just create a blogging award. That’ll do the trick :P