Comments on: Ever barfed in public?

By: lavender

lavender — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 04:06:27 +0000

At seconed grade,I barfed.I ate
cookies for lunch and felt dizzy
in class.I told the teacher i don’t feel good then had a humongus BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!
Then I barfed out really gross stuff.My eyes got all teary and then i cried.I farted at the same time.

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By: Henrieta

Henrieta — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:28:31 +0000

as a kindergarden teacher i’ve seen several instances

1. one of the mothers brought oranges and apple sauce for snacks. awhile later one girl walked to the front of the room and said,” Mrs.___ I feel Si..,” and barfed all over the floor and on a girl who was sitting on the floor reading. That girl threw up on the first girl’s shoes. I lead everyone outside and asked a near by teacher to take them to the nurse. then i called the janitor. for the rest of the day we kept moving rooms to find a teacher on their prep. I went back at lunchtine to get my money and their was a diffrent janitor. Apparently the other one had puked oatmeal.

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Sun, 16 Mar 2008 16:44:34 +0000

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By: Bucky

Bucky — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 19:14:03 +0000

I used to throw up all the time in public as a girl. I was never embarrassed. But I remember when I was about 8 I farted in class…. my mom had to come pick me up and take me home for the day I was so traumatized. True story.

That’s classic! I love it!

By: Danielle

Danielle — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:26:01 +0000

I used to throw up all the time in public as a girl. I was never embarrassed. But I remember when I was about 8 I farted in class…. my mom had to come pick me up and take me home for the day I was so traumatized. True story.

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:26:05 +0000

@Christy: Sooo, no specific story you’d like to share with us? ;)

@Kiltak: Doh! Almost made it.

@Bush: That’s hilarious. Gross, bit hilarious.

@Polli: Did they flush the pool? hehe

By: Christy

Christy — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 14:07:54 +0000

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Remind me never to go swimming with Polli!!

ROFL

By: Polliwog

Polliwog — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:08:02 +0000

HAHAHHAHAHHAH! Oh I am laughing so hard at your story and Tish’s too. And Bush Mackel’s “heeeeelp” girl. I’m dying here people!

My whole life is one embarrassing moment after another, I’ll spare you the gory details. And there are many. I sadly have thrown up in a couple of public places. The first I remember was when I was pregnant with my 1st kid a million years ago, I got randomly sick in a Denny’s. I felt so bad for the people there that day. LOL. And the last time was about 10 years ago, I got food poisoning and got violently ill at a motel swimming pool. What a horrific scene. HHAHHAHAHAHAH!

By: Bush Mackel

Bush Mackel — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:29:15 +0000

This is a HILARIOUS post you got goin’ on Mike!

Now I don’t think I’ve ever vomited in public (’cause I’m a little bit money) but I remember one time when I was in high school, me and a couple friends were at a mall…

So we’re going to use the phone (before cell phones) which was at one end of the mall near Sears. So we are approaching the phone and we stop for a second to rifle through our jeans for change.

Well while this happens we hear some…noise and we turn around where we see some girl who had a terrified look on her face. At that second, she just turns and goes into a vomiting frenzy in the mall trashcan by her side.

A minute later she comes up for air and looks up at us with the most vacant eyes I’ve ever seen and uttered a very gutteral, “heeeeellllp”….

Needless to say we thought she was infected with the T-Virus and got the hell out of dodge.