I’m Changing My Religion.
Top 6 Reasons Why I’m Becoming a Pastafarian:
- Wearing an eye patch every day would be wicked cool, and I’d be able to increase my night vision.
- I’d get to use “Arrr” a lot.
- I love pasta. So it just seems natural to love the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
- I hate shaking hands with people when giving peace. It’s uncomfortable for me.
- I always wanted a Parrot named Garrrbanzo.
- I already own Pirate Pants.
I know there’s more to it, but I’m more in it to dress like a Pirate.
Normally not a religious person, I could see myself worshiping at the altar of Pasta. Pillaging sounds great!