Thieves swipe a small fortune in underwear.
If you happen to live in New Jersey and someone offers you a really great deal on a thong you might want to consider that person suspicious. As if you wouldn’t anyway, right? According to a story released this morning on Reuters, a pack of panty sniffin’ thieves in the Garden State have made off with twelve grand worth of women’s underwear and bras. Now that’s a panty raid. Perverts.
I wonder how many thongs you can get for $12,000 ?? LOL
Haha…I’m not much of a thong connoisseur but if I had to make a completely random guestimate, I’d say quite a few :P
I can just picture street peddlers with fistfuls of thongs making their best sales pitch to every woman they pass on the street.