18 July 2007 ~ 68 Comments

Helllooo Top 10K!

Some time last night I officially moved into the Top 10k on Technorati, as I had anticipated I would probably do soon in an earlier post. I must admit I don’t really feel any different. There’s no flood of advertisers begging me to place ads for their latest greatest products on my blog and I most certainly still do not have a hot tub full of Gummy babes, despite what Mark thinks ;) However with this new “success” I’ve decided to make a few changes around here. I’ve put them together into a nice little list for you. Please feel free to sign your name in a comment to let me know you agree and will abide by these changes. Thank you :)

  1. I would like to now be known as Technorati Boy instead of Mike. I think it’s catchy and marketable.
  2. When commenting on any of my posts you as the reader will agree to leave me one pork egg roll. I get hungry while reading comments.
  3. It’s okay to shower me with words of flattery, admiration and love/lust. In fact I expect it.

Just three changes. I don’t think it’s too much to ask, do you? I’m seriously considering tattooing my hindquarters with “Top 10K”. Of course when I reach the Top 5k I’ll have to find something else to tattoo.

*Disclaimer: I’m not really a pompous and arrogant nutbag. I just play one on TV.

68 Responses to “Helllooo Top 10K!”

  1. Mike 19 July 2007 at 4:10 pm Permalink

    Wow, I go away for a little while and now there’s talk of finding a man with an ugly butt :lol:

    Personally I like the idea of an ugly guy standing next to a donkey :P

  2. Jos 19 July 2007 at 5:09 pm Permalink

    Not fair to the donkey

  3. Jos 19 July 2007 at 6:59 pm Permalink

    @Christy: I do hope you get well soon!
    (maybe you’ll recover in time to be dessignated to find us a beautiful donkey)

  4. Christy 19 July 2007 at 7:20 pm Permalink

    Is there really such thing as a beautiful donkey?

    LoL, thanks Jos, I’m half better, so there’s hope for the future.

    HEY PEOPLE! While I’m here. I tagged a bunch of you in John Cow’s (yes cow) new blog project meme thing. It’s on both of my blogs so you can’t miss it. And Danielle…you have no RSS Feeds to subscribe to!! I was going to add you to the list but I couldn’t. :(

    Goodnight All!

  5. Mike 19 July 2007 at 7:24 pm Permalink

    Sure she does, Christy. This is her Feed subscribe address :)

    http://pinkhatseo.info/feed/

  6. Mark 19 July 2007 at 7:27 pm Permalink

    @Christy: Thanks for that, Christy!

    @Technorati Boy: so I imagine this post alone has caused your comment count to more than double, yes? :)

  7. Mike 19 July 2007 at 7:32 pm Permalink

    LOL…well not double but the 1,500 comment mark has already come and gone :lol: Of course there have been a bazillion pingbacks to the schmooze awards :-o

    I guess I’ll be doing some link love soon for the 2,000th commenter..hehe.

  8. Christy 19 July 2007 at 7:45 pm Permalink

    I looked everywhere for her feed seriously, both blogs too! Ok whoever does the John Cow meme next add Danielle! And Bush Mackel too!

    OK now goodnight! :) :) :) :)

  9. Danielle 19 July 2007 at 10:30 pm Permalink

    Thanks for thinking of me Christy!!! And the idea with the cars – go with that! Hope you feel better soon. :)

  10. Jayce Ooi 20 July 2007 at 1:38 am Permalink

    Nice job. Keep it up up up!!! ;)

  11. Mike 20 July 2007 at 2:27 am Permalink

    Thank you :) The Top 5k is just around the corner and down the road a bit ;P

  12. Mariuca 20 July 2007 at 12:19 pm Permalink

    Hi Technorati Boy, keep up the excellent work, you know I’m a fan!! Waiting to see what happens when you do get to the Top 5k! :)

  13. Mike 20 July 2007 at 12:36 pm Permalink

    Hehe…I think it might be a while before I get there. It looks like the Schmooze links are finally starting to slow down :P

  14. Jos 20 July 2007 at 1:24 pm Permalink

    So now you have some time on yer hands to figure out how to help me get started with this ‘Lame Excuse Award Nomination’ (LEAN). If that thing really takes off, it will just might bleech out your memories of the Schmooze links.
    Of course, it only needs like a concept and a logo, first..

  15. Joy Smith 23 July 2007 at 1:50 am Permalink

    How about a shrimp egg roll instead?

  16. Mike 23 July 2007 at 2:40 am Permalink

    Shrimp egg rolls are also acceptable, yes :)

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